The midwives husband.

I bet you have no idea what it is like to be a midwife. I am not a midwife but you can believe me when I tell you that I know what it is like to be one. Because I am the midwives husband, and if anyone should know I do. It is not the cardinal rule that all babies come at night but trust me most of them do. When you are a midwife and you get THE Call it is all most always in the middle of the night. When that phone rings it don't matter what you are doing your done doing it then. I have seen my wife wake up thousands of times but honey nothing wakes them up like that phone call by a women in labor. She can go from dead to the world to one hundred per cent awake in sixty seconds. If that is not enough to amaze you she can get completely dressed in a minute too. Most times when she is awake it takes forever (like when were getting ready for church) or getting ready for work at the office. She can be half sick or SO tired (like having just done two births in a row) but none of that matters when they need her. The important thing she always says is that the baby is going to come with or without her so she has got to hurry. Thanks for listening. Steve